§281 A few one liners

January 19, 2009

Warning – if you are easily offended by jokes about americans, please navigate away from this post as quickly as possible before you read the next line.

“You say that God has blessed America. And that is true if you believe that ignorance is bliss”
Soran Ismail

“92% of all Americans believe in God. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t have healthcare”
Magnus Betner

“My inner Casanova is Rainman. My inner rabbit is Bugs Bunny. All men are pigs, but I’m Piglet from Winnie the Pooh”
Vincent E.L.


One comment

  1. Ok now I spat my coffee out because I had involuntary laughter spewing from my mouth! ROFL these are too apt for words!

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