§281 A few one linersJanuary 19, 2009
Warning – if you are easily offended by jokes about americans, please navigate away from this post as quickly as possible before you read the next line.
“You say that God has blessed America. And that is true if you believe that ignorance is bliss”
“92% of all Americans believe in God. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t have healthcare”
“My inner Casanova is Rainman. My inner rabbit is Bugs Bunny. All men are pigs, but I’m Piglet from Winnie the Pooh”